Too fucking right mate!Had a rebuild in last week. 'NTL won't support it'. Fair enough. Turns out it's three pikey OS upgrades on a base e-machine box (cheap SHIT) and suddenly doesn't have the antivirus software I installed eight months (and two OS's) ago.
Why the watermelon aren't they taking this piece of shit back to PC world?
(Edit). Please insert kitten. I'll be alright in a moment.
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Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:00,
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Why the watermelon aren't they taking this piece of shit back to PC world?
(Edit). Please insert kitten. I'll be alright in a moment.
I get the feelingI may have spoken to that person... Getting a 169 IP, perchance?
EDIT: And please, please, please remind these people it's not our job to support their PCs? Ta.
(EDIT: And please, please, please remind these people it's not our job to support their PCs? Ta.
The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03,
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Sorry, I didn'tmean to cause apoplepsy :)
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:04,
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No problems all.But I contravened the first rule of support shortly after they got this machine. Turned out they wanted a CD writer. Sight-unseen, I decided to pick up a cheapy and fit it in my spare time.
So I get a drive. Went to fit the bloody thing. While I started to fit it I noticed the 'CD-Recordable' flash on their existing drive. Shit.
While trying to ascertain why they wanted an *additional* cd-burner, the guy paying for it pointed me to his HAPPY BABY ORANG-UTAN WATERMELONTARD of a son who told me exactly why it was not a burner.
He had some difficulty fifteen minutes later when I allowed him to browse his my docs folder from a laptop though...
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Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11,
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So I get a drive. Went to fit the bloody thing. While I started to fit it I noticed the 'CD-Recordable' flash on their existing drive. Shit.
While trying to ascertain why they wanted an *additional* cd-burner, the guy paying for it pointed me to his HAPPY BABY ORANG-UTAN WATERMELONTARD of a son who told me exactly why it was not a burner.
He had some difficulty fifteen minutes later when I allowed him to browse his my docs folder from a laptop though...
this is exactlywhy I tell mrs witchy I won't ever be a freelance PC support bod.....I think I'd be arrested within days!
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:16,
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To be fairoccasionally you get a thought-provoking issue.
However your name gets viralled to a load of lowbrow arsewits who expect you to provide the same level of cheap support you give to people who have *bought their cranberrying machine off you*.
(Calm. Calm. Kittens. Kittens. Watermelon.)
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Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:19,
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However your name gets viralled to a load of lowbrow arsewits who expect you to provide the same level of cheap support you give to people who have *bought their cranberrying machine off you*.
(Calm. Calm. Kittens. Kittens. Watermelon.)
Yes, kittens,teddy bears, beer, warm baths, beer, soapy tit wankanother bath with aromatic oils....
I know the feeling. I think I'll sod off to bed while the going's good!
night!
(I know the feeling. I think I'll sod off to bed while the going's good!
night!
witchy is covered in BEES,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:23,
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