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[challenge entry] jellyfish make very good classroom assistants*

*may be a lie

From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# haha
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# oooh!
happy b3taday to yooouu
happy b3taday to yooouu
happy b3taday dear koogas
happy b3taday to yooouuououououououou!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you're 2 and a bit hours late.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# la la la la not listening!
*puts fingers in ears and mumbles incoherently*
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# *goatse's*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# you had to put that image in my head just before i go to bed didn't you
cranberries to you you watermeloning happy baby orangutan
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# never seen
fat hairy, sweaty bloke do a goatse before?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# their gaping orifices are just perfect for
keeping warm in the winter.
however, not an image i like to have just before i go to bed.
damn! i made myself feel sick
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# when you're asleep,
the fat hairy sweaty bloke is going to creep into your room and rub your face in his fat hairy greasy moob-cleavage too.

night night
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# now that was just uncalled for...
; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# well, just as long as i don't
wake up it'll be OK.
what i don't know can't hurt me right?
right?





although i do know now.
shit.
night.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# Who would argue with that!!!


They hang out in the most unlikely places
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# woo!
that kid on the left looking at the camera seems to be sat contemplating jean paul satre and the inherent randomness of the universe*

*or maybe he just needs a wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# could make a
very bad tatty joke of huntley with a caption with classrooms but wont
(sirhiss, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# hehe
jellyfish are gross.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)