Cringe!Making girls cry isn't big or clever.
I once went 'round to my then girlfriend's place to break it off with her, as I'd met a much dirtier girl (not the reason I gave her!). I had my mate Tony wait across the road, then ring on her bell, panting, as if he'd been desparately looking for me, 4 minutes later (being the amount of time I judged that she'd take to start crying) and tell me there was an emergency at the restaurant (I was a chef in those days), and I had to get there fast. I heard her break down in tears as I walked down her drive with Tony. I still feel very bad about it, as she was a very nice person. Just wouldn't get her kit off.
(I once went 'round to my then girlfriend's place to break it off with her, as I'd met a much dirtier girl (not the reason I gave her!). I had my mate Tony wait across the road, then ring on her bell, panting, as if he'd been desparately looking for me, 4 minutes later (being the amount of time I judged that she'd take to start crying) and tell me there was an emergency at the restaurant (I was a chef in those days), and I had to get there fast. I heard her break down in tears as I walked down her drive with Tony. I still feel very bad about it, as she was a very nice person. Just wouldn't get her kit off.
pxyzyzygy,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:50,
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Making Girls Cry Can Be Big And CleverI met my current lady about 3 years ago. She was going out with some other guy (and would continue to do so until the start of this year) and I had just broken up with someone.
I am the kind of vindictive cranberry to take revenge on the entire female species (whether or not they are responsible for my ire) so after about 5 minutes of me laying in to her (along the lines of "you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life"), she ran to the pub toilets in tears.
When I bumped into her about 6 months ago, she remembered me as "that cranberry that made me cry". I didn't remember her at all until much later, when she reminded me of the story.
My earlier cuntish behaviour provided the perfect before / after situation of charming, happy drunk with miserable, bastard drunk. I could not fail.
Now she's MY gorgeously depraved girl I ca't say enough nice things about her.
"you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life" is not the biggest lie I've ever told - but it is proof that making girls cry can work to your advantage!
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 17:38,
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I am the kind of vindictive cranberry to take revenge on the entire female species (whether or not they are responsible for my ire) so after about 5 minutes of me laying in to her (along the lines of "you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life"), she ran to the pub toilets in tears.
When I bumped into her about 6 months ago, she remembered me as "that cranberry that made me cry". I didn't remember her at all until much later, when she reminded me of the story.
My earlier cuntish behaviour provided the perfect before / after situation of charming, happy drunk with miserable, bastard drunk. I could not fail.
Now she's MY gorgeously depraved girl I ca't say enough nice things about her.
"you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life" is not the biggest lie I've ever told - but it is proof that making girls cry can work to your advantage!