Like a KipperI was very much the victim of this lie.
We were in Junior School, year one.
About to start watching something educational, alongs the lines of 'Look and Read' in the AV room. We had arrived early and had to endure the last few minutes of 'You and Me' before our programme started.
We were all arsing about during the real show we were supposed to be watching and generally pissing off the teacher.
At the end, the lights came on and the teacher said 'You are all so immature, I think you probably enjoyed the babyish show before more than the proper one'
I turned to my mate next to me ('Fatty Cooper' as he was known at the time - bizzare as he wasn't actually fat) and said (fairly unfunny, but hey!)
'I did actually.'
The teacher then asked me to repeat what I had just said and I refused.
the teacher then asked the kid next to me what I had said. His response?
'He called you a fatty shit-bag, Miss.'
Bastard!
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:50,
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We were in Junior School, year one.
About to start watching something educational, alongs the lines of 'Look and Read' in the AV room. We had arrived early and had to endure the last few minutes of 'You and Me' before our programme started.
We were all arsing about during the real show we were supposed to be watching and generally pissing off the teacher.
At the end, the lights came on and the teacher said 'You are all so immature, I think you probably enjoyed the babyish show before more than the proper one'
I turned to my mate next to me ('Fatty Cooper' as he was known at the time - bizzare as he wasn't actually fat) and said (fairly unfunny, but hey!)
'I did actually.'
The teacher then asked me to repeat what I had just said and I refused.
the teacher then asked the kid next to me what I had said. His response?
'He called you a fatty shit-bag, Miss.'
Bastard!
hahahahahahahabrilliant stuff. i was once staying at a mate's house, and his parents would never see mine (lived in different countries etc). i had some porn, and my mate's mum found it.
"whose is this?" she asked me.
"his" i replied, pointing at him and everything. that was pretty bad.
("whose is this?" she asked me.
"his" i replied, pointing at him and everything. that was pretty bad.
mikeisbrill,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:56,
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