He he he he hell for you matey.
On the same note - I've actually had a vasectomy. I never bother telling the gfs that, though. So gf of the time says we must have a serious talk. Sits me down. She's pregnant, she says. Tears in the wee blue eyes.
Oh really, I say. I then played her like a harp for the next while - her professing her unending devotion all the while - before mentioning that she must todger off to whoever her lover was.
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testingtestingtesting,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:53,
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reading earlier messages ....
I don't know if I can admit to this ....
- well create another account and post under that then ....
... Is the pseudo-jaffa GF baiter Sick Boy?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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Brilliant.
Oh, that is sparkling stuff.
Excellent.
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Pete Donaldson,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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You're not
Martin Clunes by any chance, are you?
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Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 19:18,
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Nope.
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testingtestingtesting,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 10:35,
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