Poor girl...There was a beautiful but extremely stupid girl at college called Lynne who was seeing a friend of ours. One day he ran into our group and said hurriedly 'Look... when you see Lynne can you ask her how my sister's piano lessons are going?' We said 'Err of course? Can't you?' to which he mumbled something about being late.
Someone told Lynne to ask him.
Later that day, we were all sitting around in some common room and Matt (the boyfriend) came in and sat down next to Lynne. Lynne said 'Ooooh! How are your sister's piano lessons going?' to which he replied (at the top of his voice) 'YOU BITCH!!!! MY SISTER HAS NO HANDS!'
He was lying... She spent the rest of the day in tears. I never did understand why he did it (maybe to make up with her), but it was really very funny indeed.
(Someone told Lynne to ask him.
Later that day, we were all sitting around in some common room and Matt (the boyfriend) came in and sat down next to Lynne. Lynne said 'Ooooh! How are your sister's piano lessons going?' to which he replied (at the top of his voice) 'YOU BITCH!!!! MY SISTER HAS NO HANDS!'
He was lying... She spent the rest of the day in tears. I never did understand why he did it (maybe to make up with her), but it was really very funny indeed.
Micro Prawnvica,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 14:34,
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