I Remember my Mummaking my sister and I stand on a bed for more than two hrs until one of owned up to breaking one of those little wooden spinning tops, we were 6 + 8yrs old at the time and were crying our eyes out and denying everything, mum was coming up with the usual 'wait till your father gets home' trick and that's what we did. Dad walked through the door and mum shouted him upstairs and told him we wouldn't own up to this enormous crime.
His answer: Oh sorry that was me, I trod on it on the stairs!
Mums reply: WHO LEFT IT ON THE STAIRS THEN!!!!!!!!!!
I mean 'fuckin hell!' talk about taking your husbands side!!
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 10:43,
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His answer: Oh sorry that was me, I trod on it on the stairs!
Mums reply: WHO LEFT IT ON THE STAIRS THEN!!!!!!!!!!
I mean 'fuckin hell!' talk about taking your husbands side!!
mumsare never wrong, fact. (or at least they never usually accept if they've got something wrong.)
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 19:21,
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I remember my dad rampaginground the house cussing and shouting because he Couldn't find the scissors. He then lifted up the floorboards where he had been working previously and lo, there they were. Much laughter ensued.
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jsut peopel,
Mon 1 Dec 2003, 14:08,
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