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[challenge entry] Ok, you're on 3 month trial

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(LeeRoy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# Snort!
You hardly ever see nose rings on employees of such shops, though...

Welcome.
(Cheril, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# wow, a first post!
didn't notice. its an incredi-bull first post

i'll also need my coat.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# Don't forget your hat
:)
(Cheril, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)
# No, Not that coat!
That one's mine! Yours is the udder one!

Infact, while you're there. Grab mine:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)
# i'll never get toro'd of puns

edit - ok, that's stretching it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)
# knot if you say it with the right accent
*this has been a service announcement, sorry for the paws, your regular punning resumes now*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# I can't think of any puns:p
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# It's stupid o'clock
and my mind is refusing to work properly!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# you can always use the escape claws
by going to sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)
# Sleep sounds like a good idea.
I'm just waiting for the computer to finish this defrag.

Yes...I'm still defraging the thing! It's doing my head in!...there's rather a lot of red bits...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# I think I remember defragging
but that was a long long time ago..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)
# well
Last night it looked like this

Tonight (about 9 or so defrags later) it looks like this

I know it says Defrag1 and 3 on the files. But that's when I've decided to take screen prints to compare
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:19, archived)
# no need to get hoofy about it
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# haha excellent!
lots of hummus this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# I wish I had some
I need to free my mind from its negative state before it will return...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# hehehe
just not red, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# That's only if
you want to chaaaaaarge! it.
(Cheril, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# Is it bad that the only pun I can think of
only makes sense in spanish?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# Bring it on
(Cheril, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# I don't really speak spanish well enough anymore to do it
but it would involve matador and the fact that matar means to kill... (I know that's the origin of the word)

I don't know. I usually have to play around with the idea a bit before puns make sense
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# hehe
you'll be wanting this
/coat
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# Bulls are color blind
it's just the motion of the sheet that makes them mad
100% POSSIBLE FACT
i think it's right
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# no
that's a fact. I was just going on the standard stereotype thingy.

I think you need this guy:
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# i would only use mr pedantic if i was sure
but he needs to be used more. i will keep him in mind. i think there is a php script for him somewhere, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# there is
I think it was munkt0n that did it. though possibly it was menub
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# it was witchy. i'm looking for it now, and found this:
it's a battle of the pedantics
www.b3ta.com/board/226224
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# yay
I could have sworn there was an m in there somewhere. must be upsidedowness dyslexia :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# hmm....
it was at one point hosted by munkt0n, but is now lost to the world. although it would be easy to make one if you dont mind killing your bandwidth. hmm where's berk, he usually loves offering bandwidth for that
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# I would host it...
...but my unlimited bandwidth webspace doesn't have PHP support.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:09, archived)
# don't suppose it has asp?
i believe that's what munkt0n's was done in it had a .aspx extension
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)
# you can do it in most scripting languages, I think
I know you can do it in perl, if you have the right packages
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# geeks
the lot of you

;)
(Cheril, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 6:52, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 7:31, archived)
# mine does
but it isn't really unlimited, and if it got abused too much, they'd probably take it down.

Unfortunately, they don't really tell you how much you're given...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# haha!
that's gold.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)
# woo and yay
and welcome aboard!
(yakmonkey, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)