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# I'm calling the police
they'll be there in a couple of hours
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 29 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Yer in the wrong part
of town. Round here the polis call me. To tell me my car's been damaged. Early on sunday mornings. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 29 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# ah you see
i'm in the nice part of Sunderland

really, it does exist
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 29 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# If it's true what you say
yer not in Sunderland at all - west of the A19 doeth not a Mackem make :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 29 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# hmm hows this for an alibi..
"my imaginary friend here shuffles cards too quickly, and err.. they caught fire from the friction.. I WASNT SMOKING THEM, HONEST OFFICER!!"

maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 29 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)