First Year At Schoolwhen i was in my first year of school (i think i was about five) i told my teacher my dad had been ran over at the weekend.i was joking but she was that fuckin stupid she belived it. the whole class did get well soon cards for my dad and the teacher foned my mom to come and collect them. my mom went to the school and the first thing the teacher said is 'im really sorry about your husband' my mom had to explain that my dad was fine and at work and i was a little bullshiter and to make things worse i got no poket money that week!!! fuckin parents!!!
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bluntman,
Sat 29 Nov 2003, 15:22,
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About to tell a fine lie!My ex stupidly wrote to me to tell me that, as he alleges I have not delivered to him certain of his papers, he is witholding maintenance until further notice. He will soon be arrested for disobeying a court order, with this letter as evidence- no chance of arguing! Our daughter will get her money straight from his wages and he may even spend Xmas in prison.
This is all true, and the best bit is that if the ex still wants his trash he will have to get his solicitor to write to me about it.I will spin out the argument for a year or two at his expense, saying that I did send his papers, or perhaps he threw them away, or never had them in the first place, or I don't know what he's talking about.
It's only his first and masters degree certificates and all his university notes- all binned the week I kicked him out..........
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Sat 29 Nov 2003, 15:30,
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This is all true, and the best bit is that if the ex still wants his trash he will have to get his solicitor to write to me about it.I will spin out the argument for a year or two at his expense, saying that I did send his papers, or perhaps he threw them away, or never had them in the first place, or I don't know what he's talking about.
It's only his first and masters degree certificates and all his university notes- all binned the week I kicked him out..........
Shit that's nastyWhy not just give him his certificates?
If he can't get a higher paid job cos he can't prove he has a degree it's your daughter who'll suffer
(If he can't get a higher paid job cos he can't prove he has a degree it's your daughter who'll suffer
Number_6,
Sun 30 Nov 2003, 3:08,
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