is that it?ppl always lie about their sex life. dont beat urself up about it..
my biggest lie i was gonna spill as a best prank a month ago but i hadnt signed up with b3ta yet.
i like cats ok but i dont ADORE them. my boyfriend at that time LOVED them and he and i lived together and he had this st00pid cat he worshipped to the point of sick. this cat tore up all my stuff and did its business all over our place and coughed up pieces of things i dont care to recall. it attacked me every time i walked in a room and even bit me when i tried feeding it!
i finally had enuff one day and while boyfriend was at work, i saw the cat in its pan (for once) doing its thing and got an idea. once the cat left i scooped out the poo and took a dump in there myself! this good sized human turd in the kitty pan was GREAT!! i partially covered it and kinda forgot about it.
later that night he goes to scoop the pan like usual and i hear *oh my GOD!*. he comes in the room with the turd in the scoop and im about to bust laughing. he doesnt even say n e thing to me and goes right to the phone and calls the VET!! b4 i know it, hes got the turd in a bag, fluffy in the car and were on our way to the kitty hospital!!!
so i didnt know whut to do..i debated telling him right off but i knew he would be SUPER mad. would the vet KNOW it was human poop? they checked out the cat and tested the turd and the vet came out and was juss at a loss. he admitted he had NO IDEA how the cat could have even shat the thing. he suggested he run some tests to make sure all the cats insides were working right and took the cat away.
sure i should have told him but i knew he would have killed me. 2 weeks and hundreds of dollars in tests that all came back inconclusive...they never found out how fluffy passed the enormous cat poo. i didnt have the heart (or stomach) to fess up.
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my biggest lie i was gonna spill as a best prank a month ago but i hadnt signed up with b3ta yet.
i like cats ok but i dont ADORE them. my boyfriend at that time LOVED them and he and i lived together and he had this st00pid cat he worshipped to the point of sick. this cat tore up all my stuff and did its business all over our place and coughed up pieces of things i dont care to recall. it attacked me every time i walked in a room and even bit me when i tried feeding it!
i finally had enuff one day and while boyfriend was at work, i saw the cat in its pan (for once) doing its thing and got an idea. once the cat left i scooped out the poo and took a dump in there myself! this good sized human turd in the kitty pan was GREAT!! i partially covered it and kinda forgot about it.
later that night he goes to scoop the pan like usual and i hear *oh my GOD!*. he comes in the room with the turd in the scoop and im about to bust laughing. he doesnt even say n e thing to me and goes right to the phone and calls the VET!! b4 i know it, hes got the turd in a bag, fluffy in the car and were on our way to the kitty hospital!!!
so i didnt know whut to do..i debated telling him right off but i knew he would be SUPER mad. would the vet KNOW it was human poop? they checked out the cat and tested the turd and the vet came out and was juss at a loss. he admitted he had NO IDEA how the cat could have even shat the thing. he suggested he run some tests to make sure all the cats insides were working right and took the cat away.
sure i should have told him but i knew he would have killed me. 2 weeks and hundreds of dollars in tests that all came back inconclusive...they never found out how fluffy passed the enormous cat poo. i didnt have the heart (or stomach) to fess up.
