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# but
my balls never drag in the snow either.

Does this mean I have a deformity too?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)
# depends
if youre a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Sun 30 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)
# Erm....
You may want someone to explain the facts of life to you...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 30 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# THE FACTS OF LIFE
1. Life is a four letter word.
2. it isn't spelled 'leif' or 'loeieieif' or 'laff'. It is spelt 'life'
(1, Sun 30 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# wait, what about
3. it almost spells "evil" backwards, but then it doesn't.
4. the "l" in life can detached from the main word and used as a bludgeoning weapon in emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 30 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)