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# If you see Angela Lansbury
at a party/wedding/function


GET OUT OF THERE!
someone is about to die
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Exactly!
'Murder she wrote' my arse! More like 'Murder she committed framed some patsy and made a mint by writing about it'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I've never understood the term
Patsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:53, archived)
# It means you will
marry an ugly popstar.
Eject his spawn.
Leave him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Right.
I'll try to remember that. Anyone else I should look out for?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Freddy Kruger?
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 10:05, archived)