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# Just before her 100th birthday, when my great-nan was asked
what she'd do with her telegram from the queen, she replied 'I'll wipe my arse with it'.

After she died aged nearly 101 & they cleaned out her flat, they never found the telegram....

She was great.
Woo to the pic!
(MrsA, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Assuming that she applied for a telegram in the first place.
Nice to beleive that the Queen has a massive diary showing everyone's birthdays.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)
# She'd never have applied for it
she was usually too drunk.
(MrsA, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Excellent.
Woo for aged alcoholism. Your great-nan sounds fab!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)
# When my Great Nan
'had a fall', we knew the whiskey bottle was empty again.
(MrsA, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I think a lot of old people do that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I certainly intend
to when I'm old
(MrsA, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)
# if that's true
then it's a great thing to say
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)
# It is very true
and she had a luverly Hampshire mixed with Scottish accent too so it would have sounded even funnier
(MrsA, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Yay for your Great-Nan!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Thanks!
(MrsA, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)