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# Looks like
something you wake up to find at the bottom of your bed at 3:30 in the morning and then spend ages trying to ignore and go back to sleep, but all the time it keeps singing Gene Pitney songs...
I could be wrong, but that's my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 5 Aug 2002, 10:46, archived)
# It does a nice line in
George Formby
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 5 Aug 2002, 10:47, archived)
# I can hear it now...
"Oh Mr. Woo,
sssnAAARGHhhh!
What can I do?
Grrrr phhrt!"
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 5 Aug 2002, 10:51, archived)
# I'm loving
the weird creature trend in general at the moment. I have decided that i must have some for pets. I've selected Salacious Crumb (the little laughing thing on Jabba the Hutt's shoulder in Jedi, for those not sad enough to know everyone in Star Wars' names), one of those little zombie pygmies from the Mummy Returns (look them up), and a sprite from the new Sprite adverts. And posssibly a monkey. I'll set them up in tag team fights against each other. How wicked would that be?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 5 Aug 2002, 10:51, archived)
# a sprite and a monkey
would be my pets of choice also. My landlord wouldn't approve though so I have to put up with sea monkeys, pah! they dont even eat bananas.
(pingu, Mon 5 Aug 2002, 11:14, archived)