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# i've tried that
but every time i shake it it says 'you are a cunt'
(, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i was worried the other day
i shook it, and it said "stick it up your arse"
(, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 12:05, archived)
# it just keeps telling me to watermelon off
(, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 12:06, archived)
# and thus ends the story
of how you learnt to limp
(, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 12:07, archived)