My friend was arrested the other day.
He set his hand on fire by mistake..
They did him for being in possesion of a firearm.
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Wifey,
Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:37,
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Jeremy Beadle has quite a small penis.
On the other hand it's fairly big.
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JokerJim,
Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:52,
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