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# My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled down by a strong currant.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:26, archived)
# My friend was arrested the other day.
He set his hand on fire by mistake..
They did him for being in possesion of a firearm.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:37, archived)
# I had a blow up doll once.
but she went down on me
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:50, archived)
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Jeremy Beadle has quite a small penis.
On the other hand it's fairly big.

(JokerJim, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)