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# did he lose his leg
in a tragic needlework accident?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:34, archived)
# He's doing a right old
"I'm a little teapot" pose.
(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:46, archived)
# I think that has a lot to do with
the log that is stuck up his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:50, archived)
# Oh.
So is he using his leg to position it right for minimal splinterage?
Not that I would know if that's what you have to do...
(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:52, archived)
# Don't you often go hunting
with a big bow and a log up your arse then? You should try it. It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)
# When I go munter hunting
I arm myself with 40 womb bags, a Rummy Cub, a Gaydar (just incase), a map of the old mineshaft and a pair of G-strings stuck up my arse.
(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:07, archived)
# Now I'm really scared
someone might photoshop that vision.

(and it's not going to be me)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:56, archived)
# don't give them any ideas.
That's how I ended up as the
Chupacabra
(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 8:23, archived)