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# if you insist....
A man went into a pet shop to complain about the hamster he had
bought. 'It was useless' he said. 'It didn't do any tricks and died
after two days. So I decided to make jam from it but the jam tasted
really foul! So I threw the jam onto the rubbish dump in the back
garden. Next day, the rubbish dump was covered in tulips.'

'Didn't you know' said the shop assistant 'that you always get
tulips from hamster jam?'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)
# that really is tenuous
but funny!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)
# haha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# It's true you know
/Jam expert
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# OOOOOOFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Like a punch to the stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)