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# Genius.
I have no idea where my family are. I woke up after a nap and the house is empty.

I suspect some kind of brutal killing by the freezer pixies.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that reminds me
BEER!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)
# the neat piles of dust in the living room
were your family

didn't anyone tell you that armageddon was planned for today? we sent a memo
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)
# You mean I'm supposed to READ those?
Who will cook and clean for me now?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)
# well, you see them 4 horsemen outside?

i'm sure Famine will have a word with you
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)
# ooh
i like it when t hat happens
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)
# now come on be serious
>comforting voice<

calm down, there's no such thing as freezer pixies. its far more likely they were just shot and buried under the shed by your creepy neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)