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# one of my teachers got fired
he was the hitler of school teachers...
he now drives cabs, the other day we got a cab to maccy ds he was drving.. we really annoyed him
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# you got a cab to mcdonalds?
classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# he just enjoys the thrill of the drive through
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# yeah well we had 20 mins till the next exam
and wee needed food in a hurry.
We sat outside school eating it.. the amount of people that walked past and asked 'is that a mcdonalds?' damn morons

we gave him 50p to wait outside while we bought it
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# pah.
drive your own fucking car.

as the year progressed, the 6th form common room slowly filled with mcdonalds wrappers. then the next year, none, building up to a crescendo of abandoned mcflurries. and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# yeah ill drive my own car
my invisible car. And if i get pulled over i'll show the police guy my invisible driving lisence, and invisible driving document thingys
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# sorry,
you can't build up to a crescendo. crescendo means 'building up'. nice story though :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)
# you got a cab to get a buger?
would it have been better to spend the combined money on real food?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)
# get a cab to get a bugger?
yup, less consipcious than driving to the brothel in your own car.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# plus
it's tax exempt
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)