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# whoop de
fuckin' doo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)
# good
plan!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
#
proper crimbo
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# He he he
did you just watch the "making of" thing? I saw the bit with Elton bumming all the crew members, 'twas truly random
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Yep
But i now cant get it out of my head.

Arrrrggggg its not even a good video.

So exited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo.

Please, kill me now.

I've just done a little sex wee.
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)
# too true
it should be ace, but just sucks big dogs cocks.
great tvgohome name, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Thanks
but weebls new salute to the genius of brooker is far superior.

BUMHATS! classic
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# please
don't tell me you'vebeen here all night.
rogan too. I've just been restrained by my brother-in-law from glassing either or both of the hamiltons, and you guys are stil here, 8 hours after I last checked in?! shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# no
Ive been to work and have done things in the world "outside". Its a strange place, and I dont want to go back there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# me
too.
it is a strange, nasty and smelly place
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)
# stick it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Now
now
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# sorry* but its part of my temporary role


*no i'm not, shitface
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Really?
I have jam in mine.

O yes

/death
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Mmm,
we all like to chew on a few sweetmeats.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Sounds like a plan to me!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
# he's too skinny to be doing that...
there was a person at the company I used to work for who did something similar. They had a gym with showers there, so he just slept in his cubicle
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
# one of the music teachers at
the school i went to lived in the school for over a week before being found out
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)
# how did they find out?
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)
# with Science

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# yeah he does have quite a good sense of smell
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)
# more specifically, Astronomy
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)
# the most duplicitous or all the works

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Part of the degree I intend to take is in astronomy.
I'll know all your secrets.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)
# really
so- where is she then? The BItch aint getting free untill they pay the cash. You don't know where she is - you're just trying to make me freak - I know you nark.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I WILL know all your secrets,
I don't now.

Why should I care what you've done with Judith Chalmers?
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# you'll want to know
oh yes, you will want to know
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# i won Quote Of The Day™ today among my band members

on the way home from the studio our singer asked 'are we giong the right way?'

i pointed to the north star and loudly stated "BY THE POWER OF ASTRONOMY, THAT WAY IS NORTH"

there wasn't much competition today, as you can tell
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I can never find the north star.
Stupid light pollution makes it too hard to spot.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# it was easy

we were in the middle of nowhere and in the only car we could see on the motorway

stars galore
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# he came out of the showers at the swimming pool
and when questioned he said he went for an early morning swim before the day started - he was then led to the pool which currently being cleaned

he then cracked and told all
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Teachers
are supposed to keep confidential secrets about pupils ("you can tell me anything") and this guy cracks under no pressure whatsoever. What a chump, you'd think he's at least flip out and kill a few people first
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# he looked like tarzan

tarzan in a shirt
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# one of my teachers got fired
he was the hitler of school teachers...
he now drives cabs, the other day we got a cab to maccy ds he was drving.. we really annoyed him
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# you got a cab to mcdonalds?
classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# he just enjoys the thrill of the drive through
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# yeah well we had 20 mins till the next exam
and wee needed food in a hurry.
We sat outside school eating it.. the amount of people that walked past and asked 'is that a mcdonalds?' damn morons

we gave him 50p to wait outside while we bought it
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# pah.
drive your own fucking car.

as the year progressed, the 6th form common room slowly filled with mcdonalds wrappers. then the next year, none, building up to a crescendo of abandoned mcflurries. and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# yeah ill drive my own car
my invisible car. And if i get pulled over i'll show the police guy my invisible driving lisence, and invisible driving document thingys
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# sorry,
you can't build up to a crescendo. crescendo means 'building up'. nice story though :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)
# you got a cab to get a buger?
would it have been better to spend the combined money on real food?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)
# get a cab to get a bugger?
yup, less consipcious than driving to the brothel in your own car.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# plus
it's tax exempt
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# this guy was there for a few months, I think
he got fired after a few warnings, but he must have saved a lot of money doing that...especially since these were the days of free dinners at the cafeteria if you were there that late, and free pastries and cookies and juice
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# first thing every morning
he crawls out over someone else's cubicle and purges the whole bloody lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahahahaha i love andy
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)
# yay
aren't sweetmeats sort of like offal?
or am I confused
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)
# a little
..sweetmeats aren't meat, they're pastries (or confectionary);
but sweetbreads aren't bread, they're offal.

I never understood that either...

but English is one of the stupidest languages in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# that's it
i'm confusing them with sweetbreads
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Aren't sweetbreads testicles?
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# lambs testicles
i think
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# they're simply offal


bits and pieces I wouldn't touch even if I ate meat...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)
# what d'you think of them there sweet breads?
oi loikes 'em!

and oi do!


/fast show
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# bollocks
they're not just offal. they are bollocks (lambs or calves, traditionally (says traditionally only 'cos never tasted/been offered pork or other). offal is the bits with tixins in like kidneys, liver and brains all minced up and disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)
# it may be a stupid language
but we're great at swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)
# don't be stuppid
fucknut
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)
# heheh
I think b3tans are more creative than most in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# too cunting right
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# It's the way you can abuse the language,
but still keep it making sense. Like shitebugling wankstamper. It makes no sense, but you know it's offensive.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# the most beautiful example being
roger's profanisaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
#
*files for future use*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)
# and why not...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Yay for Andy!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)
# if they've all left
why does he need to hide?

also he'd be much better under the floor.

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)
# he's not hiding
he just likes it up there
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# makes sense i suppose
all the cables and things..
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# plus
he doesn't like the security guard
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# what's wrong with bob?
he's alright.. apart form the smell obviously
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Bob
has an evil streak
He's a hardass with a heart of gold
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# fantastic
the pills I take of an evening are now orange flavoured - it's rather lovely

edit: I ment fantastic to the pic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# i bet they are not as lovely
as super ted chewable vitamin c tablets, however
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I don't know of these
super ted pills of which you speak
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# i think they may now be the stuff of dreams
but i remember them clearly from my youth (which frankly wasn't all that long ago, so perhaps they're still around)
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)