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# and.
Bikini too
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)
# and the kinky
self-asphyxiation
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Kinky?
What a quiet life u must lead :p
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yes, well
at least penis's don't turn me on
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:04, archived)
# peni
/pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)
# actually
penii
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)
# "a johnny of Penii"
they come in johnnys.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)
# boom boom
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)
# or possibly a minge of penii,
but i stayed with the safe option.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)
# what
a drunken fucktard i am. i meant to type that too. gaaaaaaaaargh (and i probaby missed an a out there)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)
# she's got a dollar
that should convince you otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)
# yeah, but
she didn't put her hand up
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)
# but
it's a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)
# and it's still a
penis
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)
# 5 dorra
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)
# no no no
she has a penis... no money in the world could persuade me
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)
# you like bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ...
NO
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Yeah
that costs extra
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)
# You aren't my ex are you?
Ho ho ho cheap gags
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)
# maybe
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I doubt it
she doesn;t understand computers, or anything built after the golden age of steam really.

Nice jugs though
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)
# penis too? eh?
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)
# what's wrong with penii
turning people on?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)
# nothing
unless you're a straight male
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I'm a strait male
and i love me willy
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)
# None of them here mate.
It's 10 past gay shift.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)
# gay shift finished at 1am
didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Exactly.
It's 10 minutes past the gay shift. Well, 15 now. Hetrosexuality is only just filtering back.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)
# ah right
I understand now
it's quite cosy up at this side of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)
# gayshift doesn't end
until about 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)
# yet
nobody has advertised this

yet

edit: i think the post ^ up there is more correct than i
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)
# are you the only straight male
in the vi-llage?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I like 'im
e's well fit
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)
# squeaky shorts
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)
# he's quite sexy
in that outfit.
...

i like how the village name they use for that sketch is the only real place name they use.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)
# what?
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)
# we don't want your kind
round'er
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)
# you're not a
male.

are you, roxy?

(ps, you have massive tits. nice work)
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)
# nope nope nope
*looks down to check*
No i'm not

edit:um...thank you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)
# don't thank me
they are yours after all
(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I'm sure you put years of work and effort into developing them.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)
# you have no idea
I actually sat at home for a month willing them to grow
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Do you think I could do the same with mine?
I think they'd be nice to play with when I'm bored.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)
# definatly
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)