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# we're literary morons here.
visual geniuses, some may argue...

but everyone agrees: bookless thickos.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Yep
my front room would not be lit if i didnt have my nicam hi-fi idiot lantern blazing in the corner
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:35, archived)
# as it happens
i love to read, just not at 3:41am, and not about tosspots who still think it's funny to get drunk and act like a tit

</harrumph>
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:42, archived)
# I disagree.
I don't think I am a bookless thicko.
And i think a large percentage of my fellow b3tans are highly intelligent.

And as such they know the internet is crap.
So who wants to read the damned thing?
especially if it can be expressed in the form of visual stimuli.
*sniff*

I love you b3ta.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:43, archived)
# yarrr
we love the web!

and I'm a fucking librarian, so less of this bookless nonsense, eh?
(not you yakmonkey)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:48, archived)
# "ook."
L-Space ninjas flip out and kill people ALL THE TIME

especially for not turning their fucking mobile phones off when people are trying to read. hell has a seperate circle for those twunts
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:49, archived)
# I used to work in a library
I was delighted to find that we got to scan barcodes and stamp books! That bit was top!

Then I got threatened with a knife and had the ballbearings from the mice on the computers thrown at me by the local schoolkids on a regular basis, and that wasn't quite so much fun.

Unfortunate 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:55, archived)
# yes
yes it is.

haven't had a knife pulled on me in a while though - must be working in a better class of library..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)
# can't you guys just
pretend?

for a moment, let's just play play be bookless morons.

ok?

until he goes back to writing about whatever his webpage thingie was about?

just trying to be nice...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:59, archived)
# heheheh
don't worry, I don't actually read the stupid things!

I have the interweb on my desk, after all...
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:03, archived)
# aaargh.
I was just trying to make the fella feel good!

SSssshhshshSHHHHhhhHHHSHHSHHHHHHH!

man... poor guy. makes a website and it gets read an average of 5 seconds per b3tan. (I didn't last 3).
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:54, archived)
# sorry.





i blame the scotch...again.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:08, archived)