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# My flatmate is american
he understands the full range of irony and sarcasm, and he likes jokes about farts and poo, and sex wee come to that. One of us, one of us!
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)
# well,
jolly good for him!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)
# did you see me?
did you see me do the sarcasm there?
did you see what I did?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)
# yes
nicely followed up with the attention-seeking and egotism.

a true meeting of cultures!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:18, archived)
# arf
that is all.


i love america really, it's just the twatmangles you elect as leaders i have issues with
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:20, archived)
# no fucking kidding.
I was over here and didn't fucking absentee vote and I'm more ashamed of that than almost any other sordid detail of my past and rest assured I'm taking THAT little factoid to my grave.


oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)
# in defense of my nation
the majority of us didn't vote for the current "leader".
damned two party system!

and he was voted in by his pappy's appointees.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)
# yeah,
what HE said!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# however you dice it
he's still a jug-eared cranberry.

and thanks to the capture of santa.. errr, saddam, he'll probably get another 4 and then we're all fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# agreed.
and scared.

no one who has "found religion" should find political office in my opinion.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)
# No need
our brave European leaders will get together and sign some form of brilliant European constitution and we'll have a unified front for the rest of the Western World to face down Bush and say 'THUS FAR AND NO FURTHER YOU MONKEY-watermelon', o....... o no wait, no Poland will watermelon it all up, thanks guys.
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# what, the european constitution?
watermelon that, the common market has us shafted enough thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:46, archived)
# Spiffing
isn't it?

Tally-ho!

I'm off for a finely blended cigarette.
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)
# I've been on b3ta almost every day
for almost two years now. and I was already pretty practiced at the irony and sarcasm, for anyone my age, let alone an american.

but now I am honed to a sharpened, tungsen-steel sarcasm MACHINE!

I can do all the shades of sarcasm, from vengeful grey to to quirky yellow to hate-splatter brown.

I challenge your roomate to a fight!

I challennnnge youuuuuu!
(like, this: homestarrunner.com/main17.html)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:20, archived)
# edit: Up with Strongbad!
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# has anyone here
ever written him an email?
I always want to, but I can't think of anything clever enough. but not too clever.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# i have been tempted
but have not yet.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:30, archived)
# I'll fetch the duelling cutlasses

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)