The whole water wine thing has been blown out of proportion

Jesus started the miracle business for his mates
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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife,
Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:53,
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he didn't have any mates
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thebear is thebear,
Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:02,
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He did, but he was a cheapskate...
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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?,
Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:05,
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Let there be light
pearoasting

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:24,
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pearosts ahoooooy!
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Shatner's Bassoon,
Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:29,
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