it's funny you should say that, Doccos I've written children's books... anyone in publishing here? Anyone want to give me a £100,000 advance? I promise you'd get your book and then you'd never see me again. It's WIN WIN!
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:54,
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I wrote a children's book!'Once there was a potato. It was eaten. It was a very sad potato. The end.'
Really, I'm sure it'll be on the bestseller lost
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:57,
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Really, I'm sure it'll be on the bestseller lost
*quickly scribbles down text**tries to pass off as own...*
Incidentally, in which form was the potato eaten?
(Incidentally, in which form was the potato eaten?
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58,
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