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[challenge entry] Chrismas in the crack house

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(][DaN][, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)
# looks
more like my local coffeeshop :)
(radja, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Nah
it's a male plant, maximum bummer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)
# no love fo males
kill it!
(mixtapes, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:36, archived)
# kill it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Wayhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
looks like my greenhouse ...


lunchtime has disappeared into a stella/spliff induced haze
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I didn't twig at first
coz i was looking for the "Thats no moon" bit... arse
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Isn't that a presumption that a lesser drug
(ie canabis) will inevitably lead to harder drugs like crack cocaine?

Probably, where's me crack pipe?

woo yay excellent pic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Possibly.
However, it will definitely lead to becoming a really fucking dull individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)
# But you get the Kate Moss/Starvin' Marvin look on crack
that's so hip with The Face and other shitty fash mags.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I was talking about cannabis.
At least crack is dangerous enough to kill people before they get to irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
I've only ever smoked canabis a couple of times, but I never inhaled.

- this is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Crack comes from a plant that looks like ...
this

That's a male marijuana plant. Fit for making eco-friendly sandals and not a lot else.

But have some woo for the lovely baubles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:38, archived)
# every day
is a school day in B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Actually being pedantic crack comes from baking
the dried residue of the Coca plant. So in effects crack is entirely synthetic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# "baking"
is a slight simplification

although if you've got a delia baking recipe for crack we could be very rich indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)