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# And
the Welsh sing, what..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Here's a joke for you:
A farmer was out on his Welsh hill side tending his flock when he saw a man
drinking with a cupped hand from the stream....
Realising the danger he shouted,
"Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!"
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear,
shrugged his shoulders and carried on drinking.
Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved
closer...
"Paid a yfed! Ach y fi"
"Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr"
Still the man couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked right up
to the man at the stream and once again said
"Dwr yn ach-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!!!
"I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I can't understand a word you say dear
boy, can't you speak English?"
Oh I see said the farmer, I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
drink the water faster....
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 21:32, archived)
# enjoy the dogs tomorrow ijon!
i shall be at my work christmas do!
and to think i turned down stereophonics tickets to go. hmf!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Which just goes to prove
That the Welsh don't actually have a language. they just string a load of consonants together with throat clearing noises and pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)