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[challenge entry] you know you wanna

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(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)
# this isn't the miller's tale you know
now where's my hot poker
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)
# He He
I actually get that joke
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)
# would you care to tell me
this long story or provide a link to where you might have already explained it?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I think it's a Chaucer reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:39, archived)
# that was
but my username isn't
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:42, archived)
# the long story basically goes
I bumped into my ex girlfriend from 5 years ago who I am still deeply besotted with.
She was pissed off with me as I hadn't called her one weekend 5 years ago after bumping into her in a club, because I'm pretty certain she said not to (she then stayed in all weekend waiting)

And I have her number, she used to be my best friend as well as girlfriend, so if I can salvage at least friendship I'll be on cloud nine

Wish I'd met you lot- but not as much as I wished that had happened
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:42, archived)
# yay
at least something good came out of your absence
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# next time I'll be there
oh yes, next time I shall be there
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)
# we had a good turn out
Wildheart Baby, Pagram, Witchy, Roxy Hart, Zak McFlimby, Sigsy, Tart Monkey, Me :)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I was looking forward to it
but a series of odd conincidences and mis fortune lead to me going to the pub late on for a pint with my mate.

odd really.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:56, archived)
# fate
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 16:01, archived)
# here's hoping

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)
# nope sorry
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Back to work you!
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I have a pair
just like those.

EDIT: Boxers, not buttocks
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)
# do you use some sort of scaffolding to sit down?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Yes
what of it?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I'll pass
thanks
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:26, archived)
# pass solids or liquids?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:27, archived)
# probably
a liquidy solid?
(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Why you...
*shakes head*
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)
# ah...
liquids then
(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 15:30, archived)