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[challenge entry] i'm sure we call ALL identify with this

hahahahaha.

From the The 5th Emergency Service challenge. See all 137 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 21:54, archived)
# so true so true
although I don't think a closet is the ideal location.
(Maels, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 21:55, archived)
# yeah everyone knows that the
supermarket is the best place
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 21:57, archived)
# By the cooked meats
or fresh cheese counter.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 21:58, archived)
# oooh..... Gouda...
...pastrami
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 22:03, archived)
# Does it for me
and I can leave a little cheese behind.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 22:07, archived)
# like Babybel?
tbe "little cheese that likes to get out"
eh, Dave? are you really BIG dave? eh? are you? maybe we could go out dancing, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 22:10, archived)
# Are you
a) Female
b) In Liverpool
c) Can you handle what Jimmy is insinuating

I should animate that...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 22:13, archived)
# none of the above
straight male in edinburgh who doesn't understand anything that Jimmy 'Fucking' Saville has said in his 70 cunting years in television. i will however kill him gladly with my bare hands. and i'll still go out dancing. eh?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 22:15, archived)
# God dammit
I want women! In Liverpool!
Who aren't blonde!
Or orange!
Or hugely breasted!

But if I'm ever in Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 22:19, archived)
# well my mate Steph is in edinburgh
she's foxey as fuck (dammit her SURNAME is fox) but i think she's just got a new man ... will keep you updated of any dumpings. oh, and if you come up to edinburgh wear your TIGHTEST jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 22:26, archived)
# i'm
a woman in liverpool who's not blonde, orange or huge-breasted.


but i'm spoken for
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 22:36, archived)
# especially
with such horrible yellow doors....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 21:59, archived)