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Largest sandwich balanced on a mouse's nose

(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 12:47, More)

This guy is sick

(Tue 11th Mar 2003, 15:03, More)

An animated update to a pic I made a while ago

Pic here
(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 16:16, More)

Papal justice

(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 16:55, More)

Little Timmy always managed to get everything he wanted

(Sun 23rd Feb 2003, 16:01, More)


Click for bigger!
(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 17:55, More)


(Sun 16th Feb 2003, 14:40, More)

They had to call in the SWAT team for this one

(Thu 30th Jan 2003, 21:53, More)

Evolution of the cardboard box #6

(Sun 26th Jan 2003, 13:30, More)

Evolution of the cardboard box #3

(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 12:53, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Going Too Far

Friend: Your mum's really fat
Other guy: My mum's dead
Friend: Yeah! She's dead good in bed!
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 13:22, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My dearly deceased great aunt
Is still a good subject for mirthful discussion in our family.

There was one occasion on which she was required to wear an eye patch for a week or two. However, she did not want to do so, as she thought it would bring her too much attention from people.
Instead, she decied to keep her eye 'patched' by covering it with sellotape instead, as that way, no one would think that there was something wrong.

Another time, I was speaking to her and she told me how since there wasn't any food in the house (which there was) she ate a loaf of bread instead. An entire loaf, with nothing else.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 13:17, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My friend's parents once told him that
when the Ice Cream van plays music it means it has ran out of ice cream.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 16:30, More)

» Singing the wrong words

My brother mishead
the line 'Damage is done so I guess I'll be leaving' in Justin Timberlake's Cry me a River (the bit with timbaland) for

'Jammy J's done so I guess I'll be leaving'
Aaah how we laughed, at him.
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 21:49, More)