b3ta.com user Maels
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for Maels:
Profile Info:


Recent front page messages:

Largest sandwich balanced on a mouse's nose

(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 12:47, More)

This guy is sick

(Tue 11th Mar 2003, 15:03, More)

An animated update to a pic I made a while ago

Pic here
(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 16:16, More)

Papal justice

(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 16:55, More)

Little Timmy always managed to get everything he wanted

(Sun 23rd Feb 2003, 16:01, More)


Click for bigger!
(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 17:55, More)


(Sun 16th Feb 2003, 14:40, More)

They had to call in the SWAT team for this one

(Thu 30th Jan 2003, 21:53, More)

Evolution of the cardboard box #6

(Sun 26th Jan 2003, 13:30, More)

Evolution of the cardboard box #3

(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 12:53, More)


(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 14:31, More)

It was decided that the 'harmonica scene'

just didn't fit in with the vader persona.
(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 13:21, More)

Jimmy was so glad when his mum had that nightlight installed

It's gentle swaying always sent him fast asleep.
(Sat 18th Jan 2003, 20:34, More)

You shall not pass!

Click pic for bigger.
(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 16:21, More)


(Tue 14th Jan 2003, 14:06, More)

Sue loved taking the Sharpei for a walk

(Sun 12th Jan 2003, 12:22, More)


(Fri 10th Jan 2003, 14:41, More)

The secrets of human cloning revealed

(Wed 1st Jan 2003, 21:35, More)


(Fri 13th Dec 2002, 23:47, More)

The horrors of animal testing

Click for bigger
(Wed 11th Dec 2002, 22:01, More)

Those funding cuts really hit the Dr hard

(Thu 5th Dec 2002, 14:29, More)

It just isn't his day

//edit - *THWACK*
(Thu 5th Dec 2002, 12:08, More)

Einstein Time!

A bit on the large side, but I couldn't get it that much smaller.
(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 16:59, More)


(Sat 12th Oct 2002, 11:41, More)

How hannibal REALLY got them across the alps

(Mon 7th Oct 2002, 15:09, More)


(Sat 5th Oct 2002, 16:01, More)

Finally, the cause of this weeks earthquake uncovered.

(Fri 27th Sep 2002, 20:49, More)

Looks like super fat bastard club didn't work eh rik?

(Fri 27th Sep 2002, 20:25, More)

B3ta - not safe for kids

If only I'd thought of that last week eh.
(Fri 20th Sep 2002, 19:46, More)


(Sun 15th Sep 2002, 15:11, More)

I could actually imagine this being made

(Sat 7th Sep 2002, 12:42, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Going Too Far

Friend: Your mum's really fat
Other guy: My mum's dead
Friend: Yeah! She's dead good in bed!
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 13:22, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My dearly deceased great aunt
Is still a good subject for mirthful discussion in our family.

There was one occasion on which she was required to wear an eye patch for a week or two. However, she did not want to do so, as she thought it would bring her too much attention from people.
Instead, she decied to keep her eye 'patched' by covering it with sellotape instead, as that way, no one would think that there was something wrong.

Another time, I was speaking to her and she told me how since there wasn't any food in the house (which there was) she ate a loaf of bread instead. An entire loaf, with nothing else.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 13:17, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My friend's parents once told him that
when the Ice Cream van plays music it means it has ran out of ice cream.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 16:30, More)

» Singing the wrong words

My brother mishead
the line 'Damage is done so I guess I'll be leaving' in Justin Timberlake's Cry me a River (the bit with timbaland) for

'Jammy J's done so I guess I'll be leaving'
Aaah how we laughed, at him.
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 21:49, More)