Whilst on holiday last year, I found this
on the beach. I adopted it. It's now 6 feet tall. Anyone know what to do?

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AndyK,
Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:26,
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can you get it to nip over here
and get that thing on the top shelf i just can't reach.
ta.
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pep,
Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:31,
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You could
Poke it and see what happens?
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Wilz,
Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:56,
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You could try giving it's head nails a clip.
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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:58,
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and shaving it's beard.
oh.
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pep,
Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:27,
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