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# :o(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:05, archived)
# presumably you've got these
(, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:16, archived)
# Wellllllll.....
My one is crap, but it's http://www.vulga.co.uk/
(, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:29, archived)
# first time pregnant virgin
Hello you! I am here. I can't post any piccies onto the board though as I have loads of security things going on here at work.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:19, archived)
# Hey! My little Longdrawers.
Virgin...you? Don't make me larf...I know you're sort and underneath all that Hove Actually poshness, you'rer just an up the duff dirter!
Which is probably why we get on so well!
Not that I'm up the duff.
TOUCH WOOD!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:25, archived)
# Surely touching wood
is exactly the sort of thing that will place buns in ovens?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:35, archived)
# Please don't tempt fate
I'm far too young and innocent to
a) know what you mean by that comment
b) be somebody's parent yet!
:oP
But then again, I suppose touching wood is always better than touching cloth.
ARGHH.
Cthonic, make me a wav of your dulcit tones.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:52, archived)