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# no,
i'm in my mums living room, with a mum with massive knockers. however, I'm off to london/cambridge tomorrow, and paris on the 8th. Soooper.
Sadly the bird in Krakow has met someone else. How fleeting love is* ;)

incidently, i've managed to pull 3 girls from Serbia whilst I've been in England for 2 weeks, and only 1 while I was there for 2 months - how does that work eh?

* punches shit out of nearest wall in love induced agony ;)


(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# ah!
you never cease to amaze me.
we all miss you at bashes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hmmm
do you, do you really miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# they are marginally less pissed
now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# sounds boring ;)
we got arrested in Serbia for a 20 hour drinking session which culminated in me passing out on the heater in a dodgy old mans whisky cabin and smashing it to bits.

After we spent 2 hours asking people in the street where we can purchase oranges, that tasted like lemons.
Seemed like a good idea at the time...

And I have about a billion other stories for the next bash, so you can get the beers in, in advance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# see you there!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# well
it'll be about may time - coincidently my birthday... hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# wow
you have some lovely pictures there!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:22, archived)
# cheers
when I get plently of time, I'll split up the boring 'heres a cathedral' etc, bollocks into the 'heres me in a coma on the floor' photos.

sigh. i will be sad...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)
# The ones in Serbia weren't trying to get married
so that they won't get deported.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# no, they want to see me when I get back...
I have no idea how they got my number.

maybe they just have great taste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)