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# PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PEAROAST!

This lad tiles too!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
#
how pythonesque. If only the strange claw elongated across the screen it would be very pythonesque.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Sorry...Pythonesque?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# If there ever was one single piece of British culture
that would deserve to survive the next millennia, it would be Monty Python. A shame that the young people of today seem to forget about it already!
(Says me, who isn't even remotely British, and a fucking lurker as well)
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# i like to think i am still relatively young
and i most certainly haven't forgotten about the gods who are python
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)
# John Cleese... JC
...hmmm
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# hmmm you sir have a valid point there
Albatross?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# what flavour is it?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Strawberry
of course
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Are you the People's Front of Judea?
Fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# nope, Judaean Front of People here
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# I put it to you
that you are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I'm certainly
neither a part of British culture nor am I to survive the next millennia.

Edit: and trying to avoid reciting the obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# No. 4...
*ducks as somebody else tries to slap him in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# The Larch
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# No. 4
(Idid, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Or like The Demented Cartoon Movie
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# zeeky booky doog
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# [INSERT NUCLEAR DETONATION HERE]
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# as you wish
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# *applause*
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# blargh!
i forgot what game that guy is from!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Chrono Trigger
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# i was going to say that, as he looks very square-esque, but i forgot the name of the game
and would have probably said something like one of the final fantasy games... which wouldn't have really been that far off at all...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# yay!
and woo to piggies!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# I don't feel like enough of a geek.
I've never been addicted to an MMORPG, I know only basic HTML and no other programming languages, I don't even have an IRC programme installed and I've been developing a social life.

I think I might buy a 4 inch thick book about unix.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# pah books
get with the programme daddy oh
/sluprs jolt cola snorts mountain dew, foams at the mouth collapses in a burst of acne
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)
# wobbly
table, eh?

;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Final Fantasy XI
The only MMORPG you'll ever need - when I get back to England, that's it, end of my life*
(until I save up enough to leave again ;)

* assuming I don't get married and settle down in the next 3 months ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# are you in an internet cafe in Krakow
next to a girl with massive knockers?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# for a $9.95
I can be register now for free paris hilton clips
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# *looks around*

no he isn't
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# *sigh*
*looks whistfully into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# no,
i'm in my mums living room, with a mum with massive knockers. however, I'm off to london/cambridge tomorrow, and paris on the 8th. Soooper.
Sadly the bird in Krakow has met someone else. How fleeting love is* ;)

incidently, i've managed to pull 3 girls from Serbia whilst I've been in England for 2 weeks, and only 1 while I was there for 2 months - how does that work eh?

* punches shit out of nearest wall in love induced agony ;)


(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# ah!
you never cease to amaze me.
we all miss you at bashes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hmmm
do you, do you really miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# they are marginally less pissed
now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# sounds boring ;)
we got arrested in Serbia for a 20 hour drinking session which culminated in me passing out on the heater in a dodgy old mans whisky cabin and smashing it to bits.

After we spent 2 hours asking people in the street where we can purchase oranges, that tasted like lemons.
Seemed like a good idea at the time...

And I have about a billion other stories for the next bash, so you can get the beers in, in advance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# see you there!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# well
it'll be about may time - coincidently my birthday... hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# wow
you have some lovely pictures there!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:22, archived)
# cheers
when I get plently of time, I'll split up the boring 'heres a cathedral' etc, bollocks into the 'heres me in a coma on the floor' photos.

sigh. i will be sad...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)
# The ones in Serbia weren't trying to get married
so that they won't get deported.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# no, they want to see me when I get back...
I have no idea how they got my number.

maybe they just have great taste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# I don't have a conputer that could run it,
and am unlikely to aquire one for about 8 months. Around that time, Middle earth online will be released, so I may hold out for that.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# no,
cos FFXI will be release in Europe around then. So not only do you get to play with me on-line, you get to errrr... umm.

Well, you get to play with me.

lucky old you.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Oooh, I could do.
But only if I can be a monk, and insult everyone.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# you can do that in real life.
the monks round my way need a good kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# That is what I do in real life.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# i used to play ultima online

making arrows for weeks on end has never been so much fun
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# i bought a big book on learning flash actionscript

haven't touched it
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I don't think I have any huge books I've never read.,
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# the only books i've read
are the ones they made me read at school
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I got four books for Christmas.
I finished the last one 3 days ago. I've now moved onto the ones given to my dad by people.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# oinky oinky!
yaaay
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# yay
www.b3ta.com/board/2569743
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)