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# Perhaps those are actually
her legs...
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)
# she looks likes shes kinda naked
just wearing some paint
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)
# that must be why she's so grumpy
Her legs are made of solid gold and consequently she is unable to fandango across the dancefloor of her local ritz, thus fufilling a childhood dream

aww a tragic tale
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)
# i like it
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)