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# War Rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:26, archived)
# im stunned into repeating myself.
my lord.
if we had more of them, the world would be a safer place.

but jesus, what if the Taleban got hold of one, our boys would be done for.

I can imagine Bin Laden making his escape in some kind of marmot tunnelling device, the terrifying face of modern warfare.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:30, archived)
# War Penguin
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:31, archived)
# wouldn't like to meet him
on a stroll across the Arctic.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:38, archived)
# well
it would certainly stop those low flying RAF pilots think twice about trying to make all the penguins fall over
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:42, archived)
# I'd rather see...
...a peace penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:43, archived)
# That's lovely Andy
but it wouldn't have much chance against my War Penguin's Delco 120mm Armoured Mortar System
And don't think he'd hesitate to use it against peaceful protesters. Oh no. He's ruthless.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:51, archived)
# oh my god,
what a great website, there goes this months pay packet, my Micra would looking super fighting tuff, with some of themm bad boys roof mounted.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 8:56, archived)
# yup
i'm going to mount them on my cat. the other local cats would be fucked then.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:01, archived)
# peaceful protest is the only way forward
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)
# heh
yup, the world would be a much nicer place if everyone just had a cup of tea instead of getting all upset. maybe you should contact the UN?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)
# Woo
A good filling breakfast is also a good plan, a fry up with baked beans, followed by toast and stuff and a some cereal, a pot of tea of course. If everybody could have that then there wouldn't be any trouble, not until tea time at least, which is almost home time anyhow.

Fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:45, archived)
# This is truly headperformance of epic proportions....
I bet that Oolong couldn't manage that one....
(Oolong, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:16, archived)
# dead right
his fish-shaped pastry treats don't look so formidable now do they.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)