
when i was jo brand supporting eddie izzard in a stand up gig, and i threatened to do a stage dive.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07,
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prince charles, at lords.
all my dreams are in great detail, rather vivid.
I should write them down.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:08,
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all my dreams are in great detail, rather vivid.
I should write them down.

chased me in a combine harvester
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:09,
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about giant vegetables chasing me around school.
it was scary at the time.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:10,
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it was scary at the time.

so basic stuff, carrots and brocolli, you know, the usual suspects.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14,
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of a large Cat dressed as a Cavelier horseman, he chased me down and slit my throat. I remember feeling the sensation of breathing through a painful bloodied hole in my neck...
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