dear lord that's beyond evil
incidentally janet badger is rich and doesn't know it ucbswww.bank-banque-canada.ca/scripts/detail_english.asp?claim=20005368723.htm
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:42,
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blimey. they put that kind of thing on the net?
mind you, $26,000 canadian dollars is fuck all.
edit: but i'd still have it of course. actually come to think of it i had an old spinster aunt called something like that....
what's that number again?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:45,
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edit: but i'd still have it of course. actually come to think of it i had an old spinster aunt called something like that....
what's that number again?
some of these
have full postal adresses... presumably out of date
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:49,
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damnations
that would've mad finding the nazi gold so much easier
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59,
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well stop trying
to bathe in botox.... it's not the secret of eternal life
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05,
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i once had a dream
that a man got pumped full of botox.
he just kind of melted.
I have fun dreams.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06,
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he just kind of melted.
I have fun dreams.
like the one the other day
when i was jo brand supporting eddie izzard in a stand up gig, and i threatened to do a stage dive.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07,
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or the one where i was playing cricket against
prince charles, at lords.
all my dreams are in great detail, rather vivid.
I should write them down.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:08,
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all my dreams are in great detail, rather vivid.
I should write them down.
i once had one where dolf lundgren
chased me in a combine harvester
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:09,
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as a kid, i had recurring nightmares
about giant vegetables chasing me around school.
it was scary at the time.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:10,
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it was scary at the time.
i was only about 4 at the time,
so basic stuff, carrots and brocolli, you know, the usual suspects.
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I had one as a kid
of a large Cat dressed as a Cavelier horseman, he chased me down and slit my throat. I remember feeling the sensation of breathing through a painful bloodied hole in my neck...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:13,
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i went through a fortnight of dreams
involving each member of my family dying, and the subsequences.
it ended with a dream in which i was shot.
that was very odd.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:17,
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it ended with a dream in which i was shot.
that was very odd.
hehe.
i was actually putting a pill in my mouth as i read that.
hurrah!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21,
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hurrah!
If
you think £11k is fuck all, please can I have your job and/or a permanent loan..?
Woo to the pic though.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:53,
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Woo to the pic though.
is it that much?
i must be getting my exchange rates mixed up.
wahey for janet badger! i wonder if she's married...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:55,
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wahey for janet badger! i wonder if she's married...
It is
according to XE.com and they usually seem to get it right...
Hands off Janet though, I saw her 45th!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:00,
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Hands off Janet though, I saw her 45th!
seeing as i found the website,
technically, she's mine.
however, i'm willing to let you have this one, i'm up to here with women propositioning me.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:04,
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however, i'm willing to let you have this one, i'm up to here with women propositioning me.
your point being?
edit: it's quite possible www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/4085/html/d0000/g0000000.html
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06,
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edit: it's quite possible www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/4085/html/d0000/g0000000.html
Pah, that is pocket change that is.
I find more than that down the back of my sofa*
* may be a lie
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:56,
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* may be a lie
They got married at the weekend
but it was annulled two days later.
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I'm not falling for that again
you're just after half of my house.
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