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# chumpington manbear.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:41, archived)
# dear lord that's beyond evil
incidentally janet badger is rich and doesn't know it ucbswww.bank-banque-canada.ca/scripts/detail_english.asp?claim=20005368723.htm
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:42, archived)
# blimey. they put that kind of thing on the net?
mind you, $26,000 canadian dollars is fuck all.

edit: but i'd still have it of course. actually come to think of it i had an old spinster aunt called something like that....
what's that number again?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:45, archived)
# some of these
have full postal adresses... presumably out of date
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:49, archived)
# bah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# damnations
that would've mad finding the nazi gold so much easier
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# MY FACE
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# well stop trying
to bathe in botox.... it's not the secret of eternal life
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# i once had a dream
that a man got pumped full of botox.
he just kind of melted.
I have fun dreams.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# like the one the other day
when i was jo brand supporting eddie izzard in a stand up gig, and i threatened to do a stage dive.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# or the one where i was playing cricket against
prince charles, at lords.
all my dreams are in great detail, rather vivid.
I should write them down.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)
# i once had one where dolf lundgren
chased me in a combine harvester
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:09, archived)
# as a kid, i had recurring nightmares
about giant vegetables chasing me around school.
it was scary at the time.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:10, archived)
# what variety of vegetable?
i'd run from artichokes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:12, archived)
# i was only about 4 at the time,
so basic stuff, carrots and brocolli, you know, the usual suspects.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I had one as a kid
of a large Cat dressed as a Cavelier horseman, he chased me down and slit my throat. I remember feeling the sensation of breathing through a painful bloodied hole in my neck...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# i went through a fortnight of dreams
involving each member of my family dying, and the subsequences.
it ended with a dream in which i was shot.
that was very odd.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# I think we'd both
better start taking our pills again...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# hehe.
i was actually putting a pill in my mouth as i read that.
hurrah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# If
you think £11k is fuck all, please can I have your job and/or a permanent loan..?

Woo to the pic though.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:53, archived)
# is it that much?
i must be getting my exchange rates mixed up.

wahey for janet badger! i wonder if she's married...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:55, archived)
# It is
according to XE.com and they usually seem to get it right...

Hands off Janet though, I saw her 45th!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:00, archived)
# i believe if any b3tan is to wed her
i had first dibs
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# seeing as i found the website,
technically, she's mine.
however, i'm willing to let you have this one, i'm up to here with women propositioning me.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Chances are,
she's dead.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# your point being?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# You'll need a spade
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# Pah, that is pocket change that is.
I find more than that down the back of my sofa*

* may be a lie
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:56, archived)
# What a great start to the day!

Ning!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:42, archived)
# w00t
that is fantastic
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:43, archived)
# awww
i like that
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:44, archived)
# Is there
something going on with you two crazy kids?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# They got married at the weekend
but it was annulled two days later.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# It happens
to us all.
Remember that time we got married...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I'm not falling for that again
you're just after half of my house.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# True,
I only want you for your loft space.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Hmmm... loft space.
There's a euphamism in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)
# What a thing
to say, as if I use euphamismsisms.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:15, archived)
# yeah
there is somthing going on ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Will I
need to buy a new wedding hat?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Woo to the two of you
then :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I love it when
B3tans get together.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Any time you want to stay here
you are more than welcome.

*wink*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# You
filthy swine.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# so do I
:)

I better get going now.
Bye everyone!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Yay!
Bye bye.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# and it's a beautiful thing

:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# haha !
fantastic :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:45, archived)
# That is quite WOO, and yet I feel the urge to

KILL IT!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:52, archived)
# That is really quite scary
but very woo none the less
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:54, archived)
# How splendid.
Marmalade sandwiches all round!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# Very woo
Watermelon babies

he he

click me!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:02, archived)
# That's smashing!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Jeesus!
.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:56, archived)
# feck!
Chump!

in a hat.

wooooooo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# that is quite possibly the best thing
i have seen all year.
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)