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# A young fellow called Qaramarak
Went on the literary attack
His words were OK
But his poetry was all gay
And he ended up looking a spak
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# oh dear
that was truly diabolical
"his poetry was all gay"
WTF were you thinking
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# this is b3ta
he obviously wasnt
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# it doesn't scan too well does it
but I wanted a b3ta reference
and not much rhymes with furtive
and "all your base ....." is a bit long
\excuses
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# nah
actually it wasn't bad
but yours had bad intentions - to hurt my feelings
mine was an expression of love for AG
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Qaramarak is a luverly bloke
Quite the finest of all b3tan folk
His intentions are fine
His poetry sublime
But the twunt really can't take a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# best poem* EVER!

edit: * i meant limerick, honest guv!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# shut up SHUT UP
they'll be singing it in the streets sooon - and then ill look like a real fool
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# but you ARE a real fool
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# bah
ive gotta go now - but wheni get back!
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# are you really that eager for me to insult you back to the byzantine age?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# tish
!
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)