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# its not a picture - but b4 you execute me - here's a poem for amazon girl
Oh girl of the mysterious forest
where exotic creatures dwell
A hunting ground for florists
Fantabulous flowers they hope to sell

Come to me, my beauty
Angel of my heart
Your 'region' does smell fruity
Except for when you fart
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# !!!
barf
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# I hear she has excessive undergrowth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# excessive?
who needs gillette when you have flymo
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Awwww
First it's poetry, then little gifts left on the doorstep, a bunch of Roses, a small bottle of perfume. Then, the hiding in bushes, steaming open of mail, restraining order.
Ah, young love
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# I read that as
"little girls left on the doorstep"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# I read that as
"little gifs left on the doorstep"

Perhaps I spend too much time lurking on here...
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
#
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# I am Qaramarak - don't deny thy fate
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# I think you're a bit young for her
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Qaramark is 5601
im a space age baby who suckles on the tits of oppression
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# oi, you! hands off!
shes mine...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# sir, i demand satisfaction
i challenge you to a duel of wits and words - you bumbaclerk
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# 1 - 0
to lo, the greebo warrior
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# damn
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# you pale in comparison to my shining wit
you lesser quimtumbler!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# beseech and beg for you will burn
you comabitquiddler
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# cease and desist this stupidity
for thou hast the brain pan of a lesser spotted lycanthrope!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# i aint no werewolf
and how it is possible not to spot werewolves
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# well, when was the last time you saw one? eh?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# A young fellow called Qaramarak
Went on the literary attack
His words were OK
But his poetry was all gay
And he ended up looking a spak
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# oh dear
that was truly diabolical
"his poetry was all gay"
WTF were you thinking
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# this is b3ta
he obviously wasnt
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# it doesn't scan too well does it
but I wanted a b3ta reference
and not much rhymes with furtive
and "all your base ....." is a bit long
\excuses
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# nah
actually it wasn't bad
but yours had bad intentions - to hurt my feelings
mine was an expression of love for AG
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Qaramarak is a luverly bloke
Quite the finest of all b3tan folk
His intentions are fine
His poetry sublime
But the twunt really can't take a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# best poem* EVER!

edit: * i meant limerick, honest guv!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# shut up SHUT UP
they'll be singing it in the streets sooon - and then ill look like a real fool
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# but you ARE a real fool
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# bah
ive gotta go now - but wheni get back!
(Qaramarak, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# are you really that eager for me to insult you back to the byzantine age?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# tish
!
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# hahah
beats 'Violets are Blue' any day!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)