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# and he probably did, too
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Let's be fair
we all did.
I held her teeth while you had a go.
I remember it distinctly, it was a cold day and the ducks could be heard knocking themselves out on the frozen pond, the sky was...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)
# ..an orangey gray. PC Plopamars fell of his bike
as he went past the war memorial just as the pub opened.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# "Rraarrgghh fuckeroffyergraarrghjhbastardpigfuckerbastardarrgghhh"
said Mr Trethowan, the local vicar who liked a small libation before morning prayer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# He was emerging from the home for wayward girls and boys
and was having trouble with his buttons when he slipped on a piece of dogshit cunningly disguised as a banana skin.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# "Aha!"
Shouted the fallen copper, "So its you who's been hiding in the childrens cupboards!"
Mr Trethowan turned white as the front of trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:42, archived)