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Ambiguous, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)

Arf!

I like that

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Mr Peet, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)

3. Yummy, when reading the news this morning, the Washington Echo have printed a story about you and a laptop dancer, what do you tell the press?

"I did not have intercourse with that woman"
"I ragged her silly"

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Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)

and another

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Ambiguous, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)

ha ha

I fell for the skyhooks joke when I was temporarily on the worksite. I also fell for the long-weight joke. It took me an hour to realise and when I went back to the foreman, he sat the with a paper and tea saying he's been waiting for me.

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karatesausage, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 21:47, archived)

four sky hooks?

I can't work that one out. I've been had by the left handed spanner and one time I got sent to a random shop witha vacuum cleaner 'that they wanted to borrow'. Needless to say they never and I was left standing there like a right lemon.

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)

Then there's

a skirting-board ladder

(mentalageofseven, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)

the bastard!

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mrRush, Sun 11 Jan 2004, 22:02, archived)