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# So there were these two here goldfish in a tank...right? And one turns to the other and says...



*takes a pull on a cigarette, sups some bitter, smiles*
'now take my wife...please'


/coat
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)
# ey oop
that were reet good
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)
# rete goed?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# 'twere tweren't tit
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Ba-dum
*tish*.
Try the veal!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)
# lean back
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# ...
Blimey, that took me a while.. :)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Do you know
you've turned 112.5 years old just last week?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)
# no
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# 100% unshopped
stumbled on this pair of Army chumps in Wales last September. One of them was taking a proper bollocking. Hee hee.

Edit: oh, and boom-boom for the pic :-D
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)