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I have a sneaker fetish. I told this girl I like that I liked her shoes in a sexual way. We were sittingon the sofa hanging out and she got to the bathroom . She comes back out wearing nothing but her sneakers and says she wants me to show her how I like them. I get on my knees and start kissing them an then she wants me to masturbate on them. I covered them in my hot love....and i feel naughty about it.

Excellent :)

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)

Also:

516032975 I have a phobia of robots. I first found out when watching robotosmash 6 on the all day robot channel, the japanese walking robots frighten me the most

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)

it would be excellent

if it wasn't totally fake

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)

I dunno.

It could go either way, that one.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:42, archived)

Best one so far:

521967492 I sniffed my aunts bum when I slept in her bed. I don't do it anymore though.

This is funny for at least eleven different reasons :)

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)

I once

spent about an hour wading through the posts in group hug. By the end of it I realised I could for the first time in my life classify myself as 'normal'. Everyone else it seems is even weirder than me. If you didn't want to kill yourself before, try www.grouphug.us

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What I need

is a superpower to detect which ones are real and which are fake.

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Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:58, archived)

once i stayed up all night

until six in the morning, just going through the spazz, and that "flatmates from hell" question thingy. 8 hours of solid spazz...

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:13, archived)