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# *glares at b3ta*
434817566
I have such a craving for houmous (hummus) that I sometimes cannot cope. I have alienated everyone around me due to my selfishness.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# is this a test or something?
I don't really follow
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# YOU PASSED!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# I PRESENTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# and together we futured.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# I don't know what that is
but it sounds dirty.

;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:32, archived)
# It's a grouphug confession
grouphug.us/confessions/434817566

(spiky_simon, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:34, archived)
# how bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)
# how did you work that out
or are you actually EvS?
(rednc, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:22, archived)
# I wondered the same thing
maybe they're sharing a mind, what with budget cuts...
(Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:27, archived)
# that's my excuse
anyway
(rednc, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:37, archived)
# Yeah.
and you smell of wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:31, archived)
# 691680682
I have a sneaker fetish. I told this girl I like that I liked her shoes in a sexual way. We were sittingon the sofa hanging out and she got to the bathroom . She comes back out wearing nothing but her sneakers and says she wants me to show her how I like them. I get on my knees and start kissing them an then she wants me to masturbate on them. I covered them in my hot love....and i feel naughty about it.

Excellent :)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Also:
516032975 I have a phobia of robots. I first found out when watching robotosmash 6 on the all day robot channel, the japanese walking robots frighten me the most
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)
# it would be excellent
if it wasn't totally fake
(Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)
# I dunno.
It could go either way, that one.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Best one so far:
521967492 I sniffed my aunts bum when I slept in her bed. I don't do it anymore though.

This is funny for at least eleven different reasons :)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)
# I once
spent about an hour wading through the posts in group hug. By the end of it I realised I could for the first time in my life classify myself as 'normal'. Everyone else it seems is even weirder than me. If you didn't want to kill yourself before, try www.grouphug.us
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:49, archived)
# What I need
is a superpower to detect which ones are real and which are fake.
(Cheril, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:58, archived)
# once i stayed up all night
until six in the morning, just going through the spazz, and that "flatmates from hell" question thingy. 8 hours of solid spazz...
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:13, archived)