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# Another extra is
a series of spirit levels attached to the underside of the hat, so you can keep your head at the perfect angle whilst walking.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Nose slightly raised,
so you can look down on the common-hatted folk
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# gyroscopes
might be good as a balancing aid
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I was thinking maybe
a drop down starchart, so you can navigate the high seas.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Don't forget, less is more.
You don't want to turn your hat into something silly...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# You're right
the starchart should ber reserved for The Ultimate Tie
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:38, archived)
# I think there should be a sharp metal rim
or maybe that could be saved for the deluxe oddjob version.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:42, archived)