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Another extra is

a series of spirit levels attached to the underside of the hat, so you can keep your head at the perfect angle whilst walking.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)

Nose slightly raised,

so you can look down on the common-hatted folk

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Dogtanian, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)

gyroscopes

might be good as a balancing aid

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Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)

I was thinking maybe

a drop down starchart, so you can navigate the high seas.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)

Don't forget, less is more.

You don't want to turn your hat into something silly...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)

You're right

the starchart should ber reserved for The Ultimate Tie

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:38, archived)

I think there should be a sharp metal rim

or maybe that could be saved for the deluxe oddjob version.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:42, archived)