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# The Ultimate Hat: The first in my new fashion collection

Features:
Night vision accomodation device
Head direction adjustment handles, so that others can point things out to you easier
High Tech Weather Prediction System, to help you avoid hurricanes
and an uplink to your own personal satellite, which comes included with The Ultimate Hat
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:12, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
how much?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Just $19.99
but wait, there's more, you'll also recieve a free dishcloth, ideal for cleaning your lamp on those long rainy trips
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Is that
Mother Theresa?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# i'll just stick with mine then if it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# May I pre-order one, please?
:) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:15, archived)
# How do you sit on the hat to use the handlebars
with that weathervane in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# does
it have a chin strap?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# That's an optional extra
along with corks dangling from strings.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# so
you can blend in on trips Down Under?

genius !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Another extra is
a series of spirit levels attached to the underside of the hat, so you can keep your head at the perfect angle whilst walking.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Nose slightly raised,
so you can look down on the common-hatted folk
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# gyroscopes
might be good as a balancing aid
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I was thinking maybe
a drop down starchart, so you can navigate the high seas.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Don't forget, less is more.
You don't want to turn your hat into something silly...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# You're right
the starchart should ber reserved for The Ultimate Tie
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:38, archived)
# I think there should be a sharp metal rim
or maybe that could be saved for the deluxe oddjob version.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:42, archived)